Surreptitious Photography 2

- Or how to take a clandestine photograph.

1. Attend a public council meeting, say in the Mandela Room of the Town Hall.
2. Sit three rows from the back.
3. Notice that there is a female sitting behind you.
4. Switch your iPad on.
5. Activate the web camera function.
6. Slouch down in your seat and point the iPad camera over your shoulder.
7. Don't turn around but act as if you are checking an app out.
8. Take a photograph of just the female without her realising.
9. Check the photo you have just taken.
10. Returning to the home page and pretend to fiddle about with it again.
11. I forget what point 11 is but I'll come back to it when I remember.

By the way recently Dennis Lane has had the cheek to refer to me, on twitter, as:

"... the person who has been warned about photographing women ..."

Blimey.